| Ask any man what his favorite piece of clothing attire | | | | cloth started with. |
| is and inevitably the answer at nano speed will be his | | | | You see these jeans, cannot be bought or replaced. |
| jeans. No not those new $275 pair of raw True | | | | No matter how many acid washes a premium denim |
| Religions. Those are to be worn for those special | | | | designer can torture the finest Japanese denim in. Ask |
| occasions. An occasion like going out for the night with | | | | any guy what pair he would pick and hands down, that |
| the guys. With intentions of waking up the next | | | | pair of faded, torn, ragged Levi's would win, every time. |
| morning with a pounding headache or perhaps a pair | | | | Until the zipper breaks, or the tear in the knee |
| of girls panties lying next to his drooling face situated | | | | encompasses the entire circumference of the leg. |
| on his pillow. Hopefully both. | | | | These pants are sure to be worn and often. Without a |
| Nope, his favorite pair are the ones hanging in his | | | | second thought to fashion or any amount of pleading |
| closet with tattered pockets, frayed heel hems, and or | | | | and coercion. Oh and in case the tear at the knees do |
| course the thinning denim that starts from the front | | | | become unable to be fixed. Yup, they turn into the |
| thigh to just below the knee. Better yet, the knees | | | | Saturday shorts we wash the car in. |
| have the trademark slit for improved air flow. | | | | These are not just pants, these are a second skin, our |
| Ask any wife or live in girlfriend what's the one part of | | | | best weekend friend. Molded and broken in by wallets |
| her lovers wardrobe she could discard and again in a | | | | and key imprints, knee abrasions, paint splotches and |
| nano second, it would be those treasured ugly jeans. | | | | our weight fluctuations. A very specific wear pattern |
| Faded from their original royal blue dye, they now sport | | | | to our jeans is as personal as a fingerprint. As prized |
| the pale blue beauty it took years of hard work to | | | | to him, as any Coach handbag or Christian Lacroix |
| achieve. And the best jeans will even have threads | | | | open toe a women could want. |
| throughout, that bare the original white threading the | | | | |