Swiss Army Knives - Silly Knife Poem by a Gadget Lover

had a Swiss Army knife with me since I was a collegeTo USB
student. I had to have one when I went off to college. ITransfer documents
guess it was something about the "be prepared"So flawlessly
feeling a Victorinox swiss army knife exudes. ThatMP3
knife is long since lost, but I foundly remember it. It wasAnd a laser
the Mechanic model.Show your girl your knife
These days I carry a pink classic on my key chain soYou’ll amaze her
that my keys are easy to spot when on my desk or inWhatever else
my purse. I also have a yellow one in my desk drawerCould possibly
just in case I can't find my pink one. Or, maybeBe the coolest thing
someone needs to borrow a little pocket knife in anFor us to see?
emergency.When it rings
Anyhow, I wrote this goofy little poem one day when II will not roam
was thinking entirely too long and hard about swissI’ll just flip open
army knives:Swiss Army phone
Kill a bearSwiss army knives are perfect gifts for everyone on
Chop down a treeyour shopping list. The Classic model is small and will fit
My Swiss Army Knifeon anyone's keychain. It features a key ring, small
Is there for meblade, nail file with screwdriver tip, toothpick, tweezer
Clip your nailand scissors. I find the scissors to be especially handy
Open a boxwhen I need to clip my nail or cut a little string off my
With my tried and trueclothes. The most popular colors for the Victorinox
VictorinoxClassic include the red 53001, pink 53005 and black
Boy Scout pal53003 models. But you can get a classic in these
Officer’s friendcolors as well: assorted rainbow tie dye colors, yellow,
When you need a toolcamo, blue green, white, grey, purple and with white
It’s what you sendflowers on them. The Classic even comes in sterling
Up in spacesilver models which rival the finest pocket knives
Down on the groundavailable at places like Tiffany.
It’s in your pocketSomeone that fancies a larger model should definitely
And can be foundlook at the 53501 Red Swiss Champ. That has been
Always therethe most popular large knife Victorinox has ever made.
When times get roughIt has a lot of stuff packed into it without it costing a
There’s never a jobfortune. It runs about $68 to $75 online. Those that
That is too toughwant the Champ on steroids best take a look at the
Stainless steelSwissChamp XLT.
Red cellidorThere are several hundred models of swiss army
When you need to cutknives to choose from. The best approach is to think
There’s nothing moreabout which features you must have and then pick a
Open some wineknife with those features. Some people can't live
And pop a capwithout scissors, others really want pliers. A small pen
If there’s a partyreally comes in handy on the Signature models. It's up
Drink in a snapto your taste and budget which one you pick.
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